3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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