she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
