Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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