in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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