I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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