It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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