I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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