sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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