I cockslap morals
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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