I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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