how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize