do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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