? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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