imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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