I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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