don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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