we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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