Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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