He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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