did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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