...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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