Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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