marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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