Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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