remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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