Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
