I must be too annoying 4 u.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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