Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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