Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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