And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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