real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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