IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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