Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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this will be a night to untag.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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