ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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