You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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