Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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