If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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