super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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