How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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