She's JV to your varsity
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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