it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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