yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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