Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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