Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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