I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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