Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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