Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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