Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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