I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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