i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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