do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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