I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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