Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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