Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
