Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I want a musical about memes.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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