They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think i peed on brittanys purse
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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